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EVOO... very few acronyms bring me to a instant boil, but this one does. Ugh, the one thing I have to say about a seething hatred is that is leaves out room for eloquence and capable thought. Understand that it's more of a social hatred, not a personal one if that makes sense. For instance you make not like seafood or you hate a certain actor or other noteworthy social figure, I hate top 40 music for instance.

A good example would be my Dad and his hatred for Hanoi Jane. I distinctly remember a event in which she came on the TV and he went into a tirade, sprinkled liberally with expletives and various other colorful language about her.

My hatred for Rachel Ray would be comparable to this. So many things irritate the fuck out of me about her, her voice, her cutesy wootsy rewording of things, and the fact that she can't cook worth a shit. She fucking Pillsbury cooks* everything!

So yeah.. I hate Rachel Ray..  everyone in my house knows this. I'm half way tempted to stop my email notifications from Cooking.com if I see her face one more time!



*Pillsbury cooks - This would be one who use's Kraft recipes for their everyday cooking. Not that I'm against using a Kraft recipe from time to time, I have a number of Pillsbury recipe books, though I find that maybe 10% of them are worthwhile but even I tweak them a bit. They are decent stepping stones on food prep and have some good reference notes on the Thanksgiving meals. If it wasn't for these I would most likely never have tried cranberry sauce again. A most fucking delicious side for Thanksgiving and one that I crave throughout the year.